PRIVACY Policy
What information do we collect on this website?

None. We are a bakery. If someone is collecting your information on this website, it's probably someone else.

How do we use this information?

We don't. We don't even know how to find it.

Do we use cookies or other tracking technologies?

We sometimes BAKE cookies. We do not use cookies to track users. Any such tracking is done by 3rd parties that we use, and not actually us. But it's the internet and the internet is scary, so just assume there's a cookie and a tracking thing. Please do not watch adult videos on our website.

How do we use this information?

We don't. We don't even know how to find it.  Please just buy pastries from us.

Who will we share this information with?

Nobody. Because we don't even know where it is. Just come buy our pastries.

How do we handle your social logins?

I don't know.

Why do you even have this page?

Because we want to run ads on social media, and they require us to have a privacy page.

How did you even make this page?

I Googled "privacy policy", then copied the sections from another website, then answered the questions honestly.